CNBC wars: Gasparino vs. everyone else….
and go see today’s Call of the Wild here
Dealbreaker a year ago:
….We think it’s unfair that CNBC anchor Erin Burnett is allegedly taking shit from network brass for being a lover of the finer things in life. So for the rest of January, we’re going to give you 8 Ways To Impress [anchor of your choice]. Today we’ll start with Charlie Gasparino:
1. Buying me a week’s worth of martinis at Tropix …( my favorite joint in Rego Park, where they have a lax policy on underage drinking, would earn you big points in my book.
2. The proper work out gear keeps me calm when I’m getting pumped. Buy me a ten-pack of Champion sweatshirts. Show me you care by taking the time to cut off the sleeves (so that when I go back to the studio after whaling on my pecs, my veins are exposed for the staff’s leering delight).
3. Finding the high end BowFlex–the one with the pull up bar, not the shitty one I bought for myself last Christmas–at my door would be great.
4. My contributions to literature and understanding are a passion of mine, so a gathering with a roomful of literati and Wall Street titans, especially Dick Grasso and Phil Purcell (if you can find him), to hear me read my favorite passages, would make for an exceptional evening. For all involved…..
MiM here, a review of Charlie’s lastest:
Gasparino, a former Wall Street Journal reporter, had excellent access to [Grasso]. . . . This, combined with the author’s entree to financial Goliaths such as former Merill Lynch & Co. CEO David Komansky and Home Depot Inc. co-founder Kenneth Langone, steep the book in rich detail. . . . He paints a portrait of the goings-on at NYSE board meetings that only tireless reporting and good connections can provide. . . .The book does a great job at describing Grasso’s efforts to market an institution that by many accounts has been on the slow journey to extinction ever since the invention of the microchip. — Susan Antilla, Bloomberg News
More of Charlie’s greatest voice mails , audio at the link, from Dealbreaker:
Update: After leaving him several threatening-ish sounding voicemails, we finally got in touch with Mr. Gasparino, who shed some light. Regarding the first message, he doesn’t remember what it was about. The second two were apparently left after he’d been lied to about Lehman Brothers COO Joseph Gregory and CFO Erin Callan getting fired, and needed to “put the pedal to the metal.” Though other journalists might’ve vehemently denied having left such messages, for fear of being called out for juicing, No Sleeves stood his ground.
“I’m unfazed [by the fact that someone put the voicemails on YouTube],” NS told Dealbreaker. “You should’ve seen and heard me ten years ago. I’m mellow now.” Gasparino did add, however, that whoever decided to upload and make public his cell phone number (which we removed from our clip), should sleep with one eye open, because his “buddies at the FBI are going to find out who you are.”
Update 2: Let it be known that Gasparino was the one to break the Gregory/Callan Story.
Update 3: Since we had him on the phone again, we asked No Sleeves why he chose not to curse in any of his messages. They were great, obviously, but a few well-timed ‘mother-fucker’s could’ve really added something special, not to mention probably have gotten the recipients to call back. According to Sans Sleeves, “I didn’t curse because I was on vacation in San Diego and calling from my hotel room, and my wife was within earshot.”
Update: Treasury Swearing In Ceremony…Senate confirms Geithner 60-34….Obama A Team now assembled..time to git r done!
Update 3: from the Rollcall:
the Nays:
| NAYs —34 | ||
| Alexander (R-TN) Barrasso (R-WY) Bennett (R-UT) Brownback (R-KS) Bunning (R-KY) Burr (R-NC) Byrd (D-WV) Chambliss (R-GA) Coburn (R-OK) Cochran (R-MS) Collins (R-ME) DeMint (R-SC) |
Enzi (R-WY) Feingold (D-WI) Grassley (R-IA) Harkin (D-IA) Hutchison (R-TX) Inhofe (R-OK) Isakson (R-GA) Johanns (R-NE) Kyl (R-AZ) Lugar (R-IN) Martinez (R-FL) McCain (R-AZ) |
McConnell (R-KY) Murkowski (R-AK) Risch (R-ID) Roberts (R-KS) Sanders (I-VT) Sessions (R-AL) Specter (R-PA) Thune (R-SD) Vitter (R-LA) Wicker (R-MS) |
| Not Voting – 4 | ||
| Bond (R-MO) Brown (D-OH) |
Kennedy (D-MA) Wyden (D-OR) |
|
Update 2: Byrd, Feingold, Harkin & Sanders voted no…
AP Video of Senate confirmation vote
Inhofe’s speech in opposition to Geithner
Update: CNBC and FOX have a live box up with a large assembly and a POTUS podium seal at Treasury…watch LIVE STREAM for breaking announcements…
***5 members of Democratic Caucus voted against Geithner****
Secretary of the Treasury, Timothy Geithner confirmed...
Now let’s get to work on the housing…He has the TARP Tranche Deux a cool 350 billion, he has the authority, now .

Okay, now we have the Obama “A” Team of economic action in place..now get out there and git r done!
LOTR courtesy of Tituskhain
The Empire Strikes Back!!!…Thain says Lewis knew all….
Update: 11:48am EST: And they’re off!!!! BofA releases a stmt claiming Thain and Merrill Comp Cmte made call on y/e bonuses., reported live on CNBC…this after the FT report yesterday that BofA had input into those bonuses..
a real pixxing match going on here folks..BofA claiming they had no legal right to challenge the bonus decisions? I say Ken Lewis is on his way out….(PS Charlie Gasparino is once again displaying his lack of uhmm couth on CNBC interrupting everyone to say he knows all..again…Kudlow says something important here, LEWIS BOUGHT COUNTRYWIDE yeah remember that???) To MiM, it looks like BofA is rebuilding in the image of CITI (which failed-hey maybe that’s their plan to be too big to fail…)..
Oh it is getting good now. If I weren’t a frakin shareholder I might even enjoy the drama of it all…
John Thain, erstwhile CEO of Merrill and former CEO of NYX and COO at Golden Slacks, has struck back at one-sided reports leaked by Ken Lewis over at BofA suggesting Thain pulled the wool over his eyes pre merger..

This is not only high drama it is a metaphor for the shift in our economy…a head to head matchup b/w commercial banking heavyweight Ken Lewis and the welterweight of Wall St, John Thain..and don’t evah forget Thain is a Golden Slacks alumnae, that makes him Golden donchaknow…in Vegas odds I give it to Thain…

had this been Jamie Dimon going up against Thain, then I would have said hands down Dimon wins it….but Lewis doesn’t have that certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ of Jamie…Lewis is still on his way OUT as CEO..believe it…
The media has attempted to cast Thain in the role of poster boy for Wall St malfeasance, and that expense report on his office didn’t help, even Obama mentioned it for cripes sake..yeah methinks Thain is pixxed and not going down alone..
KEN LEWIS COME ON DOWN!!!
CNBC Maria Bartiromo got an exclusive interview with Thain, we will post linkys as available, Thain also wrote a memo, the ultimate tool in CEO Jousting..the MEMO!!
He said he had been “completely transparent” with Bank of America and pointed out that the acting chief financial officer of his businesses had been Bank of America’s chief accounting officer.
“They learned about these losses when we did,” he wrote. “The acting CFO of my businesses was Bank of America’s former Chief Accounting Officer. They had daily access to our (profit and losses), our positions and our marks. Our year end balance sheet target (which we more than met) was given to us by Bank of America’s CFO.”
Read The Memo here:
To my Merrill Lynch colleagues:
It has been an honor to lead this company over the last very difficult year. The decisions that I made were always with the best interests of our shareholders and employees above all. I believe that the decision to sell to Bank of America was the right one for our company and our clients. While the execution has been difficult, I still believe in the strategic rationale of the transaction and I wish you all the best for the future of the combined companies.
I want to address several topics that have been inaccurately reported in the press. The first issue is our year end bonus payments. Our 2008 discretionary bonus pool was 41% lower than 2007. The size of the pool, its composition (cash and stock mix), and the timing of the payments for both the cash and stock were all determined together with Bank of America and approved by our Management Development and Compensation Committee and our Board. The total bonus pool was also substantially less than the amount allowed under our merger agreement.
-snip-
The final topic is the expenses related to my office. The $1.2 million reported in the press was for the renovation of my office, two conference rooms and a reception area. The expenses were incurred over a year ago in a very different environment. Nonetheless, they were a mistake in the light of the world we live in today. I will therefore reimburse the company for all of the costs incurred.
I thank all of you for your hard work and your support over the past year. I wish you all success in the future.
John
Can anyone accurately guess the price of that parchment trashcan?? If you said $1,200.00 you win!!!
Hey I’m a shareholder don’t I even get any TURTLE WAX???


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