BP Spills Coffee

By UCBcomedy

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June 10, 2010. Tags: , , , , , . Comedy, Entertainment, Politics, Popular Culture. Comments off.

Eric Holder has the Smuggler’s Blues ~ Team Obama *reacts* without *facts* again, calls shooting of Mexican smuggler by Border Patrol acting in self-defense a ‘tragedy’..

This Administration has a GIANT BLIND spot. It is the same thing they did with the Gaza Flotilla self-defense killings, Obama called it ‘tragic’. How is defending yourself  ‘tragic’?

Now on the US-Mexican border in Texas, a border patrol agent defending himself killed a Mexican smuggler who was on the MOST WANTED list for smuggling, who was deported 5 times in the past.

American FBI agents had guns pulled on them by Mexican Troops when they were trying to investigate the shooting on the border. The Border Patrol wants the videos released to prove they acted in self-defense. FBI and Justice are not releasing the video yet.

…A U.S. official close to the investigation told the AP that authorities have a video showing that the Border Patrol agent did not cross into Mexico. In fact, the official said, the video shows what appear to be members of Mexican law enforcement crossing onto the U.S. side, picking something up and returning to Mexico. The official was not cleared to speak about the video and spoke only on condition of anonymity.

Alejandro Pariente, Chihuahua state’s regional deputy attorney general, said the U.S. Border Patrol has given him video which he is reviewing. He declined to describe it except to say that it has sped up the investigation….

But Eric Holder came out today and called the ’14 yr old’s killing tragic’. Nothing about how he is a MOST WANTED Smuggler operating at will across our border next to Ciudad Juarez where so many have been murdered in the past few years.

…Huereka was charged with alien smuggling in 2009, according to sources who requested anonymity. Further details were not immediately available.

“He is a known juvenile smuggler,” a source told Fox News. He was also on a “most wanted” list of juvenile smugglers compiled by U.S. authorities in the El Paso area, sources said….

This Administration has ONE MODE – Blame those defending themselves and praise those invading. Whether it is Israel’s border or the one on the Southwest, Team Obama will not back up people trying to protect themselves.

Weak. They better protect our agent from extradition. Maybe Janet can tell Mexicans and the Border Patrol how SAFE the border is some more, she seems to think that is itself a form of security.

June 10, 2010. Tags: , , , . Armed Forces, Obama Administration, Politics. Comments off.

BP Oil Spill – shades of Alien: Thad Allen gives his best Ash impression, says government still collating how much oil is flowing into the Gulf

50+ days, no plan. You know what Ripley would say, the only way to be SURE is to nuke the site from orbit~

Maybe Cameron WAS the right person to call.  Or maybe they should have called Ridley Scott.  Thad Allen did a compelling impression of Ash in the first Alien film at the briefing today, attempting to explain that they STILL have NO accurate count of how much oil is flowing into the Gulf. He says they were still reviewing the best way to calculate the flow. Discussing it. ‘Still collating’ if you will….

Ripley: Ash. Any suggestions from you or Mother?
Ash: No, we’re still collating.
Ripley: [laughing in disbelief] …What? You’re still ‘collating’? I find that hard to believe.
Ash: What would you like me to do?
Ripley: Just what you’ve been doing, Ash – nothing. I’ve got access to Mother now, and I’ll get my own answers, thank you.
Ash: All right.

If they are hoping the oil flow stops before they have to tell us they may as well give up the ghost on that one. Apparently not only did they go down 5000 ft of water, they drilled through 14,000 ft of rock. Who knows how big the supply is they drilled into, maybe the oil under the entire Gulf is coming up through these leaks who the hell knows.

So again Obama convened a group of ‘experts’ who are in endless debate while no one makes the hard call and ends the debate, making you know, a decision.


June 10, 2010. Tags: , , , , , . Celebrities, Economy, Entertainment, Horror, Obama Administration, Politics. Comments off.

Obama Sings Kick-Ass Song – BP Oil Disaster

By schmoyoho

Season 1 Ep. 11b — Obama declares his intent to kick somebody’s ass, though determing the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single.

Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise.

original Today Show interview:




June 10, 2010. Tags: , , , , , . Entertainment, Obama Administration, Politics, Popular Culture. 1 comment.

True Blood Countdown: 3 Days to Season 3 premiere…

Courtesy of HBO

June 10, 2010. Tags: , , , . Celebrities, Entertainment, Fantasy, Fiction, Mystery, Popular Culture, Supernatural, Suspense, True Blood, Urban Fantasy. Comments off.

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