A Nightmare on Elm Street reviews…

Ouch. First  Spill:

IGN:

Then the NYPost, Kyle Smith:

…To the audience suckered into paying to see this, here’s why your generation sucks. A book for first-graders by Carl Reiner was called “Tell Me a Scary Story, But Not Too Scary.” Young adults going to this movie are, mentally, first-graders with a higher tolerance for gore.

Going in, you know the story and pretty much what’s going to happen in every scene (Freddy is going to pop up in varying settings). A girl gets in the bathtub and everyone waits for the finger-knives to appear so they can issue a properly prepared-for shriek. That’s pretend scared.

Now that there have been eight Freddy movies, 12 Jasons and 10 Halloweens, it might be time to declare that kids like to see the same stuff over and over. (When Generation X sat through all this, at least it was new, or new-ish.) But just as you can’t tickle yourself, you can’t really be scared unless you honestly don’t know what’s next. Teens are so uncertain all the time that they crave movies where everything is as pre-arranged as soccer practice. When you start to notice that full-on predictability has become unpleasant to watch, you might just have arrived at the moment of your moviegoing maturity.

Though Freddy is basically the same guy as in the 1984 original, his back story is different. For a few minutes the movie threatens to become interesting — then retreats. (Mild spoilers follow.)…

April 30, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Entertainment, Fantasy, Film, Horror, Mystery, Popular Culture, Supernatural, Suspense. Comments off.

A Nightmare on Elm St Sneak Peeks..

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April 28, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , . Celebrities, Entertainment, Film, Horror, Popular Culture, Supernatural, Suspense. Comments off.

‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ Trailer 2

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March 2, 2010. Tags: , , . Entertainment, Film, Horror, Popular Culture. Comments off.

FINALLY! A Nightmare on Elm St (2010) Trailer

Courtesy of SaviorofKandor

Our many previous posts on NOES original and YARM here

September 28, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Entertainment, Fantasy, Film, Horror, Mystery, Popular Culture, Supernatural, Suspense. Comments off.

Horror: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) deleted scenes…

Our previous posts on NoES here

Deleted scenes, extended scenes and alternate cuts:

Courtesy of RhodesLives

More scenes  here and here

September 5, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Entertainment, Fantasy, Film, gaming, Horror, Popular Culture, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Suspense. 1 comment.

Twofer Tuesday: A Nightmare on Elm Street…

Courtesy of DailyGamingNews an interview with two guys who make a load of money riffing other peoples work..of course for Elm St I will go see it for Thomas Dekker, but passed on F13TH and other assorted BS YARM….

When DarkCastle Entertainment remade old William Castle films it was bringing truly older horror with an updated feel to an entirely new audience in the 90s for the most part, what these guys are doing is bogus, taking a load of cash and reworking films that have not yet passed into the great collective cultural consciousness of the PAST- the originals are still part of our present, ya dig? Can we at least wait 40 years? I mean all the original actors are still alive so clearly not enough time has passed, let that be the bar from now on shall we? Cant these guys find an original idea out there in LA LA land with a flashlight and two hands cmon people WORK FOR IT…

These guys are no different from people duping rap in the 80s.and rappers who sampled previous hits to game their own…

To see Mr Bean take on Freddy go here

For everyone else, here is the original!!!!!!!!!!!

Part 1

Courtesy of vittycent09, go to their channel for the rest!

The hell with it I am making this a Threefer, here is how you make a real ORIGINAL horror film, courtesy of the master Wes Craven:

Courtesy of tnvincesanity, go to their channel for the rest!

June 2, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . Entertainment, Fantasy, Film, Horror, Popular Culture, Uncategorized. Comments off.

Nightmare on Elm St – ‘Never Sleep Again’ Documentary promo..

Our previous post on the NOES Documentary ‘Never Sleep Again‘ here. Our previous posts on NoES (Nightmare on Elm St) YARM (Yet Another ReMake) here

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September 19, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Entertainment, Fantasy, Film, graphic art, Horror, Popular Culture, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Suspense. Comments off.

Bloody Disgusting: Nightmare on Elm St Documentary ‘Never Sleep Again’

Kewlin’  Our previous posts on NOES here. Click image below to go to the official I Am Nancy Documentary Facebook page. The Official Documentary Website goes live Friday

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Bloody Disgusting:

Members of the creative team behind the hit documentary His Name Was Jason: 30 Years of Friday the 13th have joined forces once again to bring horror fans the ultimate tribute to yet another landmark slasher series, A Nightmare on Elm Street, writes a press release reported via Dread Central.

Press Release: …Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy officially began lensing on August 22, 2009 in and around Los Angeles. Starring and narrated by Heather Langenkamp, star of the 1984 classic A Nightmare on Elm Street and two of its sequels (1986’s Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors and 1994’s Wes Craven’s New Nightmare), this thrilling 90-minute retrospective promises to be the definitive look at the making of the iconic horror series and the enduring legacy of its wise-cracking, razor-gloved villain: the indefatigable “bastard son of a hundred maniacs” known as Freddy Krueger….

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September 16, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , . Entertainment, Fantasy, Film, Horror, Mystery, Popular Culture, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Suspense. 1 comment.

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