They had me at ‘Office Space’ creator, but Gene Simmons looks hilarious as ambulance chasing lawyer Joe Adler, haven’t been this jazzed about seeing a comedy forevah….
To the outside eye, Joel Reynold seems to have everything. After all, being the owner of a business he built from the ground up – with its patented brand of culinary extracts – should make the Extract King a happy man.
However, if Joel hasnt reached his front door by 8 oclock, hell find his wife, Suzie cinching up her sweatpants and about as interested in him as he is in her mastery of supermarket coupon design.
Sexually frustrated, Joel confides in his best pal, Dean, a barkeep and soon finds himself wrapped up in a convoluted scheme to make Suzie cheat on him first with a dim-witted gigolo thereby allowing him to pursue beautiful new employee Cindy with a clear conscience. Unbeknownst to Joel, the object of his affections is a con artist/sociopath – just one step away from having her parole revoked.
Meanwhile, Joel and his second-in-command, Brian have entered negotiations for a buyout of Reynold Extracts by General Mills. All they need to do is keep things tidy, quiet and moving while waiting for the final offer. Of course, this fails to take into account the employees on the factory floor….
Wal-Mart is being embraced with a KISS. The veteran heavy metal group, KISS, is joining a growing list of classic acts putting out new music through the world’s largest retailer.
“Sonic Boom” is due to be released only at Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club on Oct. 6. It will include a CD of the band’s first new music in 11 years, re-recorded versions of famous KISS hits and a live DVD….
Moderate in the Middle 