True Blood 3.3 recap & mythological creatures – shifter
Are you ready for Debbie Pelt? Tonight’s the night. Owwwooohooooooooooo~
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True Blood Season Premiere Ratings Soar, up 38% over S2…
Couldn’t find ANY really good economic data today (and tomorrow home sales data should be sheer awful), but hey True Blood’s ratings were way up! Do the coming Cantor Fitzgerald movie futures cover Cable shows?! We could make a killing…
HBO’s third season “True Blood” premiere drew 5.1 million viewers Sunday night. That’s up 38% from the season two opener, plus up 19% from the season two average performance. If you add the 1.3 million viewers from the 11 p.m. replay, “Blood” wound up with 6.4 million viewers.
Now, this is not an all-time high for the show, which has crested 5.3 million for a single airing in the past. But “True Blood” typically gathers ratings strength over the course of its season…
True Blood: Truebies & Newbies: Sookie and Alcide
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True Blood Season 3 Drinking Game – Premiere Tonight 8:45pm EST
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True Blood drinking game- courtesy of Neon Fiction ~ modified for S3~{beware alcohol poisoning, don’t drink and drive and DO be responsible}
JASON STACKHOUSE
Jason is shirtless — drink
Jason is obviously gratuitously shirtless — drink two
Jason is screwing someone — drink
Jason is consumed by guilt because he finally really killed someone — drink
Jason gets insulted by Andy — drink
Jason lacks a comeback for Andy — drink
Jason manages a comeback to Andy — Celebrate! Keep on drinking!
Jason does something outrageously stupid and macho — drink
Jason gets manipulated by someone — drink
TARA
Tara cusses someone out — drink
Tara bitches about her life — drink
Tara bitches at Sookie– drink twice
Tara gives it up to Vampire King of MO — Keep on drinking and cuss Tara out.
BILL
Bill does something dorky — drink
Bill does something old-fashioned — drink and offer any guests a Fresca.
Bill says “Sook-ay” and sounds like Elvis as he does — drink twice
Bill is filled with angst — drink
Bill shows skin — drink
Bill shows fang — drink twice and remember to recycle the bottle.
Bill sinks fang — keep on drinking
SAM MERLOTTE
Sam pines for Sookie — drink
Sam pines for a family — drink
Sam gets a family– drink twice
Sam gets a girl– keep on drinking!
Sam gets yelled at by Sookie — sulk and drink
Sam gets yelled at by Tara — drink
Sam gets yelled at by any female — drink
Sam changes to the dog — drink
Dog changes back to Sam and we get a skin shot of Sam — drink twice and say “He’s no Jason, but he’s alright.”
LAFAYETTE
Lafayette wears lipstick/nail polish or some sort of makeup — drink
Lafayette flirts with a girl — drink
Lafayette flirts with a guy — drink twice
Lafayette flirts with a VAMPIRE — drink
Lafayette trusts Pam — drink
Lafayette gets screwed by Pam — drink twice
Lafayette shows skin — drink
Lafayette puts someone in their place — drink and call your friend a hooker.
SOOKIE
Sookie yells at Eric– drink
Sookie yells at Bill — drink
Sookie gives some love to Bill — drink twice
Sookie gives it up to Eric — drink twice
Sookie gives Eric neck — keep on drinking and take your B12 vitamin
Sookie gives it up to Alcide — drink
Sookie hears someone’s thoughts — drink and resist the urge to adjust your surround sound
Sookie wears short-shorts — drink
Sookie shows ample flesh — keep on drinking and say “I guess it’s been a long time since “The Piano” but it’s still a little weird.”
GROUP DRINKS
TERRY BELLEFLEUR does something endearingly kooky — drink
ANDY BELLEFLEUR gets pissed at not being taken seriously — drink
JESSICA compares BILL unfavorably to ERIC — drink and say “Amen.”
Anyone compares BILL unfavorably to ERIC — drink twice
ERIC does something to trump BILL — drink
ALCIDE does something to trump BILL/ERIC — drink
ALCIDE gets the upper hand with ANY VAMPIRE — drink twice
PAM wears dominatrix garb — drink
PAM wears a sweater-outfit — drink twice
Any VAMPIRE gets staked — drink
Any VAMPIRE gets staked and explodes on a human — drink and put on some silver jewelry
Anyone does V — toast and drink
ARLENE whines to Sam about work — drink
Any random gratuitous sex scene — drink and praise HBO
Any random gratuitous blood scene — take a big chug of the Tru Blood and praise HBO
Werewolves shows up — drink
Werewolves devour a vamp –drink
ANYONE says “FANGBANGER” — toast and drink
ANY sort of NEW FUCKED UP THING appears — Keep on drinking and praise Charlaine Harris
ANY character suffers some sort of humiliation that’s funny — Keep on drinking and praise Alan Ball
Red Headed Slut ~1 part Crown Royal, 1 part Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice – mix in shaker, serve over ice
Bloody Mary ~ 1 part vodka, Tomato Juice, splash of Tabasco, splash of Worchester, a little horseradish, slice of lime – mix Vodka and Tomato Juice, and serve over ice with splash of Tabasco and Worchester. Mix in horseradish for kick, Garnish with celery stick
The Classic Vampire ~ Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Chambord. 1 part Vodka, 1 part juice, splash of Chambord.
Red Death~ Amaretto, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, OJ, Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime Juice. Mix one part of each in a cocktail mixer with ice. Strain into shot glasses, serve. (warning goes down like Fruit Punch!)
Blood Bath ~ 4 oz Medium dry red wine, one shot of Chambord, healthy splash of Cranberry juice. mix all ingredients in bartender shaker. Chill martini glass. Shake ingredients. Strain and pour.
Bloody Bud ~ Budweiser, Grenadine, Blood Orange. Pour 1/2 oz Grenadine into glass, fill with Budweiser. garnish with Blood Orange.
Vampire Slammer ~ 2 bottles Tru-Blood, 1/2 shot vodka, 1 shot Tequila, 1 glass red wine. Mix in blender, heat to 98.6 degrees over open flame, serve (not for home use!)
TGIF! True Blood – Jessica’s Blog -Babyvamp-Jessica.com
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Jessica’s Blog – Babyvamp-Jessica.com
All About Jessica from SDCC -09
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True Blood Countdown: 3 Days to Season 3 premiere…
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True Blood Season 3 Countdown – 4 days….
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Only 4 days until the season premiere of True Blood. For more information, log onto HBO.com.
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